Cybele: Reason one: Cohen has a daughter!
Bennett: Uh-huh . . .
Cybele: You know that men with daughters are all good and wonderful, and just want to make the world safe for their little girls.
Bennett: Oh, of course.
[Bennett’s Imagination]
Cybele: Reason two: Walker is a woman, and women are less likely to be trustworthy.
Bennett: Hey! That is a terrible, sexist thing to say.
Cybele: Oh! Is that why you don’t say it, you just think it?
Bennett: Are you sassing me?
Cybele: I am not emotionally capable of “sassing” you, boss.
Bennett: . . . Why don’t we just move on.
Cybele: Okay! Third reason you feel like doing what Cohen wants, more than Walker —
—- — ———- —– — —- —- —–
Bennett: WHAT.
Cybele: Yep! That’s the one I knew you weren’t going to like.
Bennett: Because it is NOT TRUE, that’s why!
Cybele: I’m obligated to agree with you if you order me to, boss!
Did Cybele just explain the sexual attraction theory to him?
Probably not, but I’m going to believe she did. Passionately.
I can’t think of anything else that would give him that reaction. If the next page has him curled up in a corner repeating “no,” will know we’re right.
And the ship sails across the ocean at top speed as a strong and mighty wind fills the sails.
*Exasperated sigh* And on this day, a dozen slashfics are born.
Bah. Those slashfics have been around from the second they met.
You seem oddly well informed, hm?
I admit to nothing.
Come now, Miss Quinn. It’s safe here. You are among friends. So just…tell us what ever you’d like to about those slashfics…
Well, Erin has always been an ardent Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert fan, and Cohen is a Jon expy as Bennet is a Colbert expy . . .
Joanie Loves Chachi! (and by Joanie I mean Bennet and by Chachi I mean Walker) ;)
I think you mean Cohen, not Walker…
There’s nothing to tell. They exist. I might have made up a few in my head. It is completely impossible that I am the only one….
Oh my gosh, Cybele. You can’t just tell a guy he’s gay.