Bennett: I —
— that’s a really good question. Why didn’t I ever do that?
Cybele: Because you didn’t want to, boss! Didn’t you realize that?
Bennett: I don’t even know how you got that form in the first place!
It’s not like I ever told you about the accident. And how would you find out? Looking it up online? You can’t even read!
Cybele: There was an accident? I’m real sorry to hear it! I didn’t know that part.
I just knew . . .
. . . you had a blank space in your life . . .
. . . and that it was shaped something like this! And I could tell you would need to yell at me a lot, but it would be okay, because you weren’t really mad, just sad!
Cohen: Aaaand now I’m feeling sorry for you again. I’m really not sober enough to deal with this kind of moral ambiguity right now.
Me too, Cohen, me too.
And Cybele is the most precious creature in the world.
You are correct about the bunny…
Yes… Cybele just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Just lock him up until your sober, Cohen. Problem solved!
Bennette – not a jerk, just not too bright!
When is Cohen ever sober enough to deal with it?
That’s…a really good point. He may need to be on the Other side of sober to deal with this much moral ambiguity…
If you can say the words “moral ambiguity,” you’re not drunk enough.
Not sober enough? I kinda thought he wasn’t drunk enough to deal with it.
“I’m really not sober enough to deal with this kind of moral ambiguity right now.”
I love Cohen so damn much. He’s a great character. I hope you know that, Erin.
Just for the record — really glad that Bennett’s not a creepy pedophile. I like sad-needs-a-kid-because-he’s-lonely Bennett a lot better.
He maybe an asshole but no one should lose a child or love the way he did