Bianca: FOUR PAGES?!

You should have told me you couldn’t read!

Patrick: Of course I can read! I ‘m not stupid! You’re the ones who keep switching languages! Then you decide to write them backward, or side to side, or up and down! I can read just fine in the Language of the Contract. It ‘s not my fault you don’t write in it any more!

Bianca: I’m sorry . . . Since you speak the language fine, I just assumed . . .

But that means you can learn, right? The library offers English as a Second Language classes. Would you like me to sign you up for one?

Patrick: If you want me to be signed up, Master.

Bianca: Right, right. Then let’s give it a try. You deserve the chance to learn.