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Sturgeon’s Law: “90% of everything is crud.”
Sparrow: What if, instead of searching the whole Internet, we limited it to news articles? Better yet, find a news site that organizes stories by topic.
Then you would only get things that somebody had seen and marked as having to do with . . .
Well, I can’t say Sturgeon didn’t warn me.
(Headlines:)
Beings Will Herald Rapture, Priest Says
“Rights Of Beings” Suit Thrown Out In Japan
“This case has no standing,” says judge
I WAS A BEING IN A PAST LIFE!
The shocking tell-all story unearthed by expert psychics
XXX hot being-on-human action $9.95/hr XXX
BEINGS SENT TO EARTH BY ALIENS
AS FORETOLD IN MAYAN PROPHECIES
“The Contract” Bombs At Box Office
Viewers unconvinced by horror premise, lackluster special effects
ELVIS WAS A BEING!!
“Ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” not just figure of speech!!
Can Beings Accept Christ?
One woman’s journey to transmit the power of prayer
Iran On Verge Of Weaponizing “Beings”!
EARTH-SHATTERING REPORT HAS DETAILS
XXX horse-shaped being porn slut hot XXX
Beings Have Nothing To Do With Rapture, Priest Says
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO BEING
The stunning photos you have to see to believe!
XXX not a human child so this is totally legal XXX
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I never thought I’d say this, but the Internet just got a little more disturbing.
Obviously you’ve never been to 4chan Flyboy
The scarey thing is, with how Beings are set up, the porn links might ACTUALLY HAVE what they offer. *Shudders at the thought*
damn the transcript being there – I didn’t read the last line.
The “not a human child” one skeeves me, but I am actually curious how extensively the pr0n industry has snapped up Beings. It’s one way to keep them from hurting each other, I suppose. On the other hand, some of the more unscrupulous producers probably cause as much PTSD woobie-ness with them as happened to Patrick.
Beings have nothing to do with Rapture… prefacing orders with “would you kindly” makes no difference.
Well played.
W-was… Was this rule 34’d before it could even be rule 34’d?
The internet. It’s like a library with little to no pruning, editors, publishing restrictions, and very few enforced laws, edited and maintained by most of the world’s humans. When you think of it that way it’s rather impressive that so much of it isn’t like the provided examples.