Sturgeon’s Law: “90% of everything is crud.”

Sparrow: What if, instead of searching the whole Internet, we limited it to news articles? Better yet, find a news site that organizes stories by topic.

Then you would only get things that somebody had seen and marked as having to do with . . .

Well, I can’t say Sturgeon didn’t warn me.

(Headlines:)

Beings Will Herald Rapture, Priest Says

“Rights Of Beings” Suit Thrown Out In Japan
“This case has no standing,” says judge

I WAS A BEING IN A PAST LIFE!
The shocking tell-all story unearthed by expert psychics

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BEINGS SENT TO EARTH BY ALIENS
AS FORETOLD IN MAYAN PROPHECIES

“The Contract” Bombs At Box Office
Viewers unconvinced by horror premise, lackluster special effects

ELVIS WAS A BEING!!
“Ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” not just figure of speech!!

Can Beings Accept Christ?
One woman’s journey to transmit the power of prayer

Iran On Verge Of Weaponizing “Beings”!
EARTH-SHATTERING REPORT HAS DETAILS

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Beings Have Nothing To Do With Rapture, Priest Says

WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO BEING
The stunning photos you have to see to believe!

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