Election Day Special
Nov04
Find your polling place if you don’t already know it, and go vote!
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Bennett: If you’re in the United States, remember to VOTE today!
Sparrow: It’s the one thing he and I can agree on!
Bennett: . . . Unless you don’t understand the issues well enough to vote Republican, in which case, you should stay home.
Sparrow: Aaaaand we’re done.
The sad thing is, absolutely nothing you can write in Bennet’s mouth can ever sound unrealistic.
How bout
“I believe in equal rights for everyone, and fair treatment for immigrants. They just want a better life, after all. And I also support abortion. It’s a woman’s body and therefore her choice”.