Sparrow: Hey, ah . . . You can tie this around his face and pretend it’s a bandage.
Miranda: Or I could be serious, because we’re about to be under attack.
Sparrow: How — gaaahh!
Gotta get something to throw at it —
. . . Oh.
Poe: SCREECH
Miranda: How about this: We’ll take care of the cleanup, and you just get Patrick home.
…O-kay, time to get Sparrow some serious therapy to deal with how her life’s been turning out!