The Dove.

Dove: I know who you’re looking for. And you won’t find him in there.

María: Guys! Did you see the empty tomb? Well, guess who I totally just ran into . . .

Disciples: You can’t be —
I knew it!
Are you really —

The Donkey.

Saxon Josh: It ‘s me! The one called Joshua ben Joseph. D’you want to come over and look at the nail marks?

Two-thousand-ish years later . . .