Steven Universe crossover! Bennett is a variety of Bennett Mountain Agate, featuring legit red/white/blue banding. Cohen is a little Cohenite, and their tempting fusion is Tantalite.

(Don’t ask how long I’ve been sitting on those rock pics.)

Bennett: I’m a loyal patriotic subject of Red, White, and Blue Diamond.

Cohen: I do boring, non-treasonous research.

And what if I told you I was interested in fusing?

Bennett: W-well, I’m not! What, you think every Gem wants to fuse with you just because you’re cute and smart and nice?

Bennett (thinking): …oh, no, I want to fuse with him. When he wakes up, obviously.