Sparrow and Bianca: the college years

(BEEP BEEP BEEP)

Bianca: Come on, come on . . .

(Level Up!)

Sparrow: All right! I am awesome at this! Almost . . . to . . . the . . . finish . . . !

Bianca: No! Stupid thing! Why won’t you catch up?

(DEEDILY-DEE! A Winner Is You!)

Sparrow: HAH! Owned!

Bianca and everyone: . . .

Sparrow: Uh . . .

Bianca: And that’s why Sparrow is paying for QPOC’s pizza tonight!

Sparrow: Who knew white guilt tasted like pepperoni?