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Annotated Ask A Character #3 – Reseda

Cat jumping at cucumberI feel like there are some genres of Cat Meme that are evergreen -- "cats in boxes" and "cats making weird faces", for example -- but "cats having exaggerated startle reactions to cucumbers" was a fad. We took a bunch of these pictures, we shared them around, and then we just...stopped. Geez, if the cats knew why we all decided to terrify them for a few months before getting bored, what would they think of us?
Q: I know Reseda’s talked about doing funny cat videos for Youtube. Has she ever tried to get Patrick to help? Also, what’s her opinion of cucumbers? Reseda as Mittens: It’s just me in the videos! If anybody figures out that the Internet’s newest kitty sensation is (…are?) a Being, Bianca doesn’t want the word getting back to Cohen that I’m suspiciously friendly with a Dog. Reseda as Eowyn Victoria: Not that I need help! The market for cute cats doing cute things is HUGE without dogs getting involved. I am all over this. Reseda as George: As for cucumbers . . . they’re fine. We process boxes of them at Everybody Gets A Loaf And A Fish! sometimes (or, I guess, we used to process them, before my Master got fired. . . ) And I handle them . . . very well! I’m cool. I’m calm. Everything is totally BOXOFSNAKES under control. I WILL FIGHT THEM ALL IF I HAVE TO

One thought on “Annotated Ask A Character #3 – Reseda”

  1. They would think the same things of us that they already think of us, and thought of us before the cucumber incidents.

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